Also, don’t fucking judge the difficulty if you’re playing on Easy.īitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Whine Whine Whine WhineĢ:42 – 2:58: He reaches the last level and fights a mini-boss that’s the same as the second to last boss from the first game and says “Coool I wish I could capture this in a postcard” and he creates one! God I’ve seen Dora the Explorer jokes funnier then this!Ģ:59 – 3:25: He starts going through the bosses and starts whining that their all the same from other games and asks if they ran out of ideas. Gah, if anything they’ve gotten easier since the first! Super C was way too easy and Contra III stepped it up a bit but not difficult like the first. ![]() He just looks pretty on camera.” I couldn’t have said it better.ġ:11 – 1:16: After listing the new weapons he claims “They even upgraded the shitty laser, a well-deserved update.” Fuck! Because Bores uses a Turbo he believes he’s right! Oh but that’s not the only egotistical bullshit we’ll be seeing from him.ġ:25 – 1:32: He shows a chart saying Contra games follow a pattern of getting harder each game. “Who, reading this right now, has to play Contra III on EASY because they can’t handle it on Normal or Hard? You hear the crickets? That’s because any gamer worth their salt is NOT going to play Contra on Easy, Contra on Easy is a fucking joke! More so he bitched and moaned about the other two games HE doesn’t even know what the fuck he’s talking about! He proves nonstop that he’s an ignorant motherfucker that doesn’t know half as much as what he’s talking about then he claims. The following quote is from Armake21, some words were changed to reflect this text format. You know, if he really does look over his scripts then why are there so many errors in every one of them?Ġ:20: Starts with Contra III: The Alien WarsĠ:28: Notice how Contra Force is still there, if he wanted to keep continuity he shouldn’t have shown it since it was destroyed!Ġ:45 – 0:55: Before he starts the game he goes to the Options menu and sets the difficulty to Easy. Oh, in the description Bores remarks this review went through 5 re-writes. ![]() Luckily Bores stopped doing videos on breakfast because NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM!Īlright no more distractions, let’s rant on the final Contra review and hopefully end it. I’m amazed he took a routine by George Carlin and stabbed all the hilarity out of it. He ends this torture by asking if the language will stay or fade out like the Macerana. ![]() Surpassing Spanish, French, and Klingon in terms of use, and again I swear he puts effort into being unfunny.Īfter that non-joke he shows a poorly photoshopped newspaper, a painful joke about singing cereal, then a cancer-inducing impression of Jerry Seinfeld. Bores announces he found the “Rice Krispies Rosetta Stone” and because of this Rice Krispanese became very popular. Though this isn’t a rant, it’s a “documentary” about the new language “Rice Krispanese.” I wish I was making that up, and since the video is less than 2 minutes in length don’t expect a minute-by-minute analysis.īores talks in a VERY retarded voice about the mystery of Rice Krispies and the language they speak, then he’s seen walking in a snowy area that’s supposed to be a mountain but it’s really his backyard. Oh right that’s going to have to wait a little bit longer as Bores released another breakfast related video to “tide over the fans” or something. ![]() Finally, time to end all his bullshit diatribes about Contra.
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